TOP 5 ONE-EPISODE DOCTOR WHO CHARACTERS | 1. Sexy/The Human TARDIS (The Doctor’s Wife)
Idris: I’m the… oh, what do you call me? We travel. I go… (makes dematerialization noise)
The Doctor: The TARDIS?
Idris: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Yes, that’s it. Names are funny. It’s me. I’m the TARDIS.
The Doctor: No, you’re not. You’re a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is… up and down, it’s a big blue box.
Idris: Yes, that’s me. A Type 40 TARDIS. I was already a museum piece when you were young. And the first time you touched my console…
The Doctor: I said you were the most beautiful thing I’d ever known.
Idris: Then you stole me. And I stole you.
The Doctor: I borrowed you.
Idris: “Borrowing” implies you eventually planned to return the thing that was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back?
The Doctor: You’re the TARDIS.
The Doctor: My TARDIS.
Idris: My Doctor.
Idris: Doctor, are you there? It’s so very dark in here.
The Doctor: I’m here.
Idris: I’ve been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I found it now.
The Doctor: What word?
Idris: “Alive.” I’m alive.
The Doctor: Alive isn’t sad.
Idris: It’s sad when it’s over. I’ll always be here, but this is when we talked. And even that has come to an end. There’s something I didn’t get to say to you.
The Doctor: “Goodbye.”
Idris: No. I just wanted to say… Hello, Doctor. It’s so very, very nice to meet you.
Okay, so this is cheating a bit, since the TARDIS is in every episode, but she has only been human in The Doctor’s Wife, and she was awesome. And my blog, my rules :p